this is a test of the emergency broadcast system...

This is only a test...for now.

I am in a massive funk. I haven't left the house in what amounts to two days.

The apartment is beginning to look like a frat house.

I don't want to put on pants.

...If nobody has heard from me by tomorrow afternoon, you might wanna make sure I've made it out of the fetal position in the middle of my floor.

Just sayin...